I don’t usually share graphics but this one is spot on and too good to miss
tODAY IS THAT DAY IN MARCH FUCK
Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?
No it’s red because of his shirt
No, it’s yellow because he loves honey
You have no idea what you’re talking about
DID I FUCKING STUTTER?
Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom
The intense guilt I have felt for the last few years over keeping my betta fish in this tiny, cramped tank has finally motivated me to give my bb a bigger, better and brighter home.
After searching for months for the perfect tank, I asked my mother if she had seen any, and she goes “no, oh wait”, disappears for a minute and reappears holding the exact bowl I was after that had been hiding on top of an old bookshelf.
So here we go, a few pebbles, plastic plants and water conditioners later, and my little friend has all the room in the world to swim around and stretch his fins (I’m lying, he’s the laziest fish in the world, all he ever does is lie on the bottom of the bowl).
I think you’ve got it wrong. This is hardly an upgrade. I’m glad you finally saw that first bowl was bad… but I’m afraid the second is just as toxic. I see that he’s just sitting on the floor in both photos… He’d be much happier and healthy in a ten gallon or more with a heater and filter. Bettas love space and plants to lounge on, patrol, and investigate/ not to mention, the water stays cleaner.
I hope you consider making another change. :)
Adding on to that:
I know not everyone has the space for a ten gallon, my betta is in a 5.5 gallon with a heater and sponge filters. When I kept him in a bowl he also was the laziest fish ever, in reality it’s because he wasn’t being cared for properly. Now he is rarely ever at the bottom of the tank. He has lots if hiding places like a bridge and a floating log, and he is so active! When bettas are properly cared for, their personalities really shine through!! Feel free to message me if you have any questions, and if I don’t know the answer I can point you in the direction of someone who does!!!
I told a friend I was sad and he sent me this
I nearly fucking cried
We had a guy who did this on my university, no joke I cried for five minutes when I got home because it meant so much to me
because it’s not socially acceptable to chill in my living room in my girl underwear
i chill in my living room in my boy underwear
Did someone say chillin’ in underwear?!?!
That glass would go great with this bottle of wine!
fuck glasses let’s get bUCK IN HEEEEERE
WOAH HEY GIVE A GIRL SOME WARNING
damn i feel classy as FUCK
WOW WINE TASTES AWESOME IN A SOLO CUP
OH JOLLY GOOD
ARE WE BEST FRIENDS YET?
Did I just witness an Internet friendship being born
I don’t know what we just witnessed, but it was beautiful.
Drinking beer out of graduated cylinders with sherlock shirts on.
We’re best friends now.
Thumbs up for friendshiiiiip
Can we have a source box?
Like a little collapsible thing at the bottom of posts to see the sources for articles and stuff? And only the OP can edit it so that way people can’t Unsource artwork…
My 12 year old sister went to a birthday party with 10 other girls, and for the loot bags everyone got a fish in a bowl and some fish food along with a set of rules. It’s basically a contest to see whoever can keep their fish alive the longest, and the winner gets a $25 gift card. It is the stupidest thing ever, I got so angry when I heard about it. So far 6 fish out of the 10 have died, and it’s only been 1 week. The girls aren’t even allowed to change the fish bowl and put it in something bigger, because that’s considered “cheating.” These poor fish do not deserve to be treated like this, they are living beings, not objects.
Find out who’s in charge and douse them with filthy fishbowl water
wow, this is just disgustingggggggggggggggggggggggg.
Hooooly fucking shit I would be stomping faces over this who the fuck thinks “You know what would be super fun for these little kids? Having all of them kill an animal, but as slow as they can manage, then reward one of them for it. IT’LL TEACH THEM ABOUT ~*RESPONSIBILITY*~ AKA ABUSING LIVING THINGS!!! Excellent yes i m best party planner” ugh ugh
Oh my god this is HORRIFYING. you are basically TELLING them the fish will die, even the ‘winner’ is last to go ‘belly up.’
that is awful, what a horrible person. They should be ashamed of themselves.
I’m so fucking pissed right now.
Wooooow. What the actual fuck.
Ok this family needs to be set straight. This is animal abuse and it’s focused on the animal actually dying.
Against the rules to change the size of the tank? Fuck your rules! It’s against the rules for you to live in your big lovely house. Nope. You get a fucking square foot of closet space.
Enjoy your ‘life’.
For everyone who has politely asked: THIS is bowl culture, and it’s fucking disgusting. It needs to stop
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
please dont make disney characters have tattoos and piercings and blackhair and stretchers
DID YOU MOTHERFUCKERS REALLY THINK YOU WERE DONE WITH ME? I THINK NOT. THAT’S RIGHT IT’S THE SUGAR SCRUB CHICK BACK WITH ANOTHER FUCKING TUTORIAL. YOU BITCHES HAVE BEEN ASKING ME FOR AGES TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE FUCKING POSTS AND IT’S FUCKING LATE SO HERE YOU GO FUCKERS WE GON LEARN SOME SHIT SO SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET
SO WE ALL WANT LIPS RED AS THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN RIGHT AND WHO DOESN’T FUCKING LIKE ARTS AND CRAFTS AND I DON’T EVEN NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND LIPSTICK FOR FUCKING COSPLAY SO BEHOLD THE HUMBLE CRAYON YOU LITTLE SHITS
GET A CRAYON. AND NOT JUST ANY CRAYON A FUCKING CRAYOLA CRAYON DON’T EVEN TRY WITH THAT ROSEART SHIT BECAUSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RIP OUT YOUR UVULA. IF YOU WANNA GET REALLY ARTSY WHIP OUT ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS
AND BREAK UP SOME CRAYONS TO GET THE PERFECT SHADE OF BLUE GREEN FOR THAT BADASS COSPLAY YOU’VE GOT PICKED OUT BUT MARK MY WORDS NO MORE THAN ONE FUCKING CRAYON’S WORTH OF BITS BETTER GO INTO THIS FUCKING BOWL.
SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU NEED SOME OTHER FUCKING SHIT IN THERE SO GO GET SOME OIL. THE GOOD STUFF. I’M TALKING EVOO BITCHES THE VIRGINAL BLOOD OF THE MOST TENDER OLIVES IN ALL THE LAND. SQUEEZE SOME OF THAT HEAVENLY LUBRICANT INTO YOUR BOWL, ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON, THAT’LL DO PIG, THAT’LL DO. NOW GO FIND SOME SHEA BUTTER OR COCONUT OIL AND GLOP ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON OF THAT IN YOUR BOWL. NOW GO TO YOUR MAGICAL CABINET OF WONDERS AND FIND SOME NICE SMELLING SHIT. COULD BE VANILLA EXTRACT. COULD BE LAVENDER OIL. I DON’T KNOW BRO WHATEVER YOU THINK SMELLS LIKE THE SILKY UNDERBELLY OF A NEWBORN UNICORN(important note make sure you use a FOOD SAFE oil if it doesn’t say it’s food safe/food grade don’t use it!) GRASP THE BOTTLE FIRMLY, SCREAM LIKE A VICTORIOUS PTERODACTYL, AND DROP 1-4 DROPS OF THAT SWEET SMELLING LIQUID IN THERE.
I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS RIGHT THERE BECAUSE IT IS THE HEATING VESSEL FOR YOUR GLORIOUS LIPSTICK THAT’S RIGHT LIKE A VIKING WARLORD YOU ARE GOING TO USE A DOUBLE BOILER. SO GET A SAUCEPAN AND HEAT SOME WATER, THEN PLOP THAT SWEET SMELLING BOWL OF OIL AND WAX ON TOP OF THAT STEAMY WATER LIKE THE COLLISION OF YOUR OTP IN A BAD FANFIC OH YEAH. STIR THAT SHIT UNTIL EVERYTHING IS MELTY AND SMOOTH YOU DON’T WANT TO RUIN YOUR SPOONS SO I USE A DISPOSABLE CHOPSTICK FUCK YEAH RECYCLING NOW ONCE THAT SHIT IS SOFT LIKE THE SUPPLE SKIN OF YOUR HEAVENLY BOOTY, YOU NEED SOMETHING TO POUR IT INTO
WELL DAMN GOOD THING YOU PICKED UP SOME CONTACT CASES LAST TIME YOU WERE AT THE STORE OR MAYBE YOU HAVE SOME EMPTY CHAPSTICK TUBES OR JUST SOME SMALL TUPPERWARE I DON’T KNOW BUT GOSH YOU ARE SO RESOURCEFUL AND PRETTY YOU DESERVE NICE LIPSTICK LIKE THIS ALSO TAKE SOME TIME FOR YOU THIS WEEKEND AND NEVER FORGET HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
I’M GLAD WE HAD THAT MOMENT TOGETHER NOW BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE METAL THAN SAFETY, TAKE A THICK HAND TOWEL OR AN OVEN MITT OR SOMETHING AND GRIP THAT BOWL OF COLORFUL GOOP AND POUR GENTLY INTO THAT RECEPTACLE YOU PROCURED. YOU WILL PROBABLY SPILL SOME BUT THAT’S OKAY YOU’RE ONLY HUMAN. POP THAT SHIT IN THE FRIDGE BECAUSE YOU’RE AN IMPATIENT MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WANT YOUR LIPSTICK NOW GODDAMMIT AND ONCE IT HARDENS SLATHER THAT CREAMY GOODNESS ON THICK, SLIDE ON SOME SUNGLASSES, AND HEAD INTO BATTLE TO DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY CLASS DISMISSED MOTHERFUCKERS
DO NOT DO THIS.
DO NOT DO THIS.
DO NOT DO THIS.
NO DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS, CRYON HAS A LOT OF FUCKING LEAD IN IT (four times more than lipstick) PLEASE JUST BUY ACTUAL LIPSTICK.
There’s no lead in crayola crayons. Kids eat them.
The ingredients in Crayola Crayons are: paraffin, wax, and pigment. They’re made with the understanding that some kids will eat the damn things, so the company that makes Crayons has been very very careful to use non-toxic materials, even going so far as to use a special edible glue on the paper labels. (cornstarch and water, fyi)
You can eat Crayons, if you really wanted to, but frankly the flavor’s a little bland. They taste like wax. So, yeah. adding oils with a lower solidification temperature like Olive Oil or Grapeseed or Avocado, and mixing in some Shea or Coconut Butter would make a creamy crayon. Which you could use on your skin, if you wanted.
Go wild, use that shit on more than just lips. Use it like theatrical makeup, paint your tits blue if you want. Or use it like paint on the walls, or paper, or canvas. It won’t dry the same way acrylic or watercolor paint will, and will remain ‘workable’ and pliable until the oil looses enough water to solidify, much like, oh, off the top of my head… oil paint.
Modern oil paints are very similar to the recipe above, though usually done with Linseed oil or other inert non-organic oils. Organic oils, as they dry, can discolor, making your carefully chosen color look off. Why are some really old painting slightly yellow? Partly the varnish has yellowed, partly airborne pollutants have stained the surface, and partly the oil in the original paint has shifted color.
BTW, don’t eat Linseed oil, you’ll get the runs something fierce and regret it a lot. And then you get to go to the doctor and explain why your runny poo is brightly colored. But the amount you’d ingest from lipstick made with crayons? Negligible.
Now I really want to make a set of rainbow lipstick to match my rainbow collection of nail polish (which is way more toxic than crayon lipstick, too.)
the way they wrote the instructions was very entertaining to read
wait what i don’t get it
Lol it’s funny because fat people are always hungry which is why they’re fat lololol
I actually hate her
are you fucking kidding me
beginning to dislike her more and more
she is kind of rounded out herself so where does she even get the right??
but wow what a bitch
And here we have another case of Tumblr being brain dead retarded.
This fine man who had a fat joke made at his expense is Zach Galifianakis. Zach is an actor known for his comedic roles in movies such as the “Hangover” and is also known for his stand-up.
Zach has a comedy show called “Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis” a show where he interviews well known celebrities and “Maintains an awkward and often antagonistic demeanor with his guests, asking them bizarre and inappropriate questions mixed with off-handed non sequiturs on a set that intentionally resembles a low-budget amateur production fit for public-access television.”
So you see Tumblr, Jennifer Lawrence wasn’t actually being a bitch. She was ACTING like a bitch for the sake of comedy which Mr. Galifianakis himself was fully aware of because he wrote the script, thus making fun of himself.
Tumblr gettin’ schooled always has a place on my blog.
Boys hurt too
i am absolutely terrified and horrified by this
that’s because with boys a chemical is released in their brain when they make the decision and boys are more likely to hang or shoot themselves, so it always gets done first try. Meanwhile, girls tend to cut and mostly take pills, a method easier to mess up and easier to be saved, thus more attempts and less effect.
Yeah, but boys hurt too
:/ Third poster makes me angry.
This entire post was about boys being emotionally wrecked, and yet somehow someone tried to bring it back around girls again.
Not everything circles women.
Not everything is about feminism.
Not everything has to turn back around to “YEAH!? WELL I HURT MORE THAN U DID L0L”
Babies, if you’re a boy, a girl, a non-binary, a new gender that you prefer to be, or even a bearded dragon… You can talk to me if you hurt- I will keep it private, promise <3.
I’m in the same boat as grey! Always here, no matter what. If you need someone I’m your gal. And always willing to give out my Skype in order to be contacted more immediately.