Ash Cat's day off

"I'm just waiting for science to develop to the point that I get my fox ears..."

28 Jul

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

28 Jul

misandry-mermaid:

This series is BRILLANT.  And all made by the same woman.

The fucking last one though

28 Jul

ace-enjolras:

I don’t think writers realize that “strong female character” means “well written female character” and not “female character who punches stuff and shoots stuff”

28 Jul angry90slesbian:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE TWITTER INTERACTION OF ALL TIME

angry90slesbian:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE TWITTER INTERACTION OF ALL TIME

28 Jul lexlifts:

lokisasgardianass:

everybody-loves-misha:

the-vintage-zombie:

peko-pekoyama:

leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)
it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb
but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up





Never forget

I love this so much.

if my family looked like this id be so damn pleased like wtf you are all beautiful and have cool clothes and hair like nah son that’s not fair

Why are you all so pretty


an entire family on point. all attractive humans a+ for yall

lexlifts:

lokisasgardianass:

everybody-loves-misha:

the-vintage-zombie:

peko-pekoyama:

leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)

it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb

but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up

Never forget

I love this so much.

if my family looked like this id be so damn pleased like wtf you are all beautiful and have cool clothes and hair like nah son that’s not fair

Why are you all so pretty

an entire family on point. all attractive humans a+ for yall

28 Jul hello-darling-assbutts:

elementsheep:

disneymagiclaughter:

Aladdin, 1992
The opening scene with the street merchant was completely unscripted. Robin Williams was brought into the sound stage and was asked to stand behind a table that had several objects on it and a bed sheet covering them all. The animators asked him to lift the sheet, and without looking take an object from the table and describe it in character. Much of the material in that recording session was not appropriate for a Disney film. 

"Combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes julienne fries!  It will not break! It will not- …. it broke."
that line used to just kill me as a kid and now it’s better because it was unscripted and he probably broke the prop

If you dont love Robin Williams you are wrong

hello-darling-assbutts:

elementsheep:

disneymagiclaughter:

Aladdin, 1992

The opening scene with the street merchant was completely unscripted. Robin Williams was brought into the sound stage and was asked to stand behind a table that had several objects on it and a bed sheet covering them all. The animators asked him to lift the sheet, and without looking take an object from the table and describe it in character. Much of the material in that recording session was not appropriate for a Disney film. 

"Combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes julienne fries!  It will not break! It will not- …. it broke."

that line used to just kill me as a kid and now it’s better because it was unscripted and he probably broke the prop

If you dont love Robin Williams you are wrong

28 Jul

disneyvillainsforjustice:

-teesa-:

7.23.14

George Takei describes the moment when he and his family were sent to an internment camp.

"Another scene I remember now as an adult is every morning at school we started the day with the Pledge of Allegiance to the flag…there was the American flag flying over the camp but I could also see the barbed wire fence and the sentry towers pointing at us from my schoolhouse window as I recited the words ‘With liberty and justice for all’." - George Takei, The Daily Show (July 24, 2014). 

Full Episode (apologies, The Daily Show website does not have the best video player). 

To Be Takei documentary official website. 

- Mod Dawes Sr. 

28 Jul

admhawthorne:

aristocleia:

Infomercial Friday.

For all those who had a bad week… The weekend is here.

You know, respect to these actors. They have to work at looking this incompetent. 

28 Jul

admhawthorne:

notnoisetoy:

Why is life so hard?

That last one is just plain impressive. 

28 Jul

admhawthorne:

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

badassbitchfromhades:

freckledtrekkie:

doctorsherlocklokison:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh

image

Well now we do

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Dammit. 

(Source: gameofbooze)

28 Jul theargylegargoyle:


poodlepants:

I was all set to be snarky about this, but I think Neil did well enough on his own.

Neil deGrasse Tyson’s smash album, "Smooth Cosmos"
Track 1- Your Heavenly Body (My Telescope)

theargylegargoyle:

poodlepants:

I was all set to be snarky about this, but I think Neil did well enough on his own.

Neil deGrasse Tyson’s smash album, "Smooth Cosmos"

Track 1- Your Heavenly Body (My Telescope)

28 Jul

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

28 Jul

romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

image

it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

image

like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

28 Jul bettablogging:

foxx-hound:

haganwilliams:

bettablogging:

aquariadise:

goldfishtails:

southernsnowdogs:

kaedathebasenji:

haganwilliams:

ballinduh:

haganwilliams:

kai-ni:

haganwilliams:

My new Crowntail Betta fish named Pheonix. :D #crowntail #betta #fish #pheonix #bettafish

Hi! Unfortunately this is a really bad home for Phoenix :( Contrary to popular belief, betta do not live in puddles and keeping one in a bowl will lead to its suffering and premature death.
Betta need at least 2.5 gallons to thrive, preferably 5 gallons. Bigger setups are actually easier to maintain!
In a small bowls like this ammonia builds up too fast and will slowly poison and eventually kill your fish. Fish create ammonia when they breathe and poo, and ammonia is toxic to them. Ammonia can’t be seen or smelled - so water can be crystal clear and still toxic to fish. In a container this small you’d have to be doing twice daily water changes to keep ammonia from harming your fish.
Betta are also tropical fish and require a heater! They need to be at water temperatures of 75-80 degrees - room temperature is too cold for them. Cold leaves them lethargic, sickly and open to other problems. But you can’t safely use a heater in a container this small, so again, I urge you to get him a bigger tank!
You won’t regret it - betta can be such personality filled, zippy little fish when given the room to be! Some studies even say they’re just as smart as other animals, and can feel pain the same way. So please don’t let your little guy suffer - get him a better home!
Betta care sheet
Why bowls and vases are bad betta homes
betta myths debunked
Here’s a cheap 5.5 gallon tank that would be great for your little guy! You just need to also get a heater.

If your not a marine biologist gtfo. Your facts are wrong btw. Its my fish, leave me alone.

So basically what you’re saying is: I don’t give a shit about my fish.
What this person linked and said is all true. I’m sure you didn’t even bother to read everything or click the links. Fish need much more room than you and most of the public think. I suggest listening to kai-ni, otherwise your fish will die in a year or two, and live a miserable life.

Their life span is 2 years, whats your point?

^ That just proved my point. You don’t give a shit about a living being. It depends on you for proper care. Even if it lived a few weeks, it should STILL receive the best care you can give it - which is NOT in a tiny ass bowl with a huge ass plastic plant that can rips it’s fins taking up most of the space.

Bettas can live an upwards of 5 years. I currently have a betta that is going on 5 years. When properly cared for they can live longer. If you don’t want to care for a fish, don’t get a fucking fish. 

Im 90% sure
fuckyeah-goldfish
and/or
izzy-the-fish-girl
are going to school to be marine biologists and they preach this stuff too.

izzy-the-fish-girl has definitely gone to school for this. So are you going to take our advice now?

Yeah, I am also pretty sure both those lovelies are marine biologists. I’m sure our mod Shippeh can also interject. She has a degree in zoology. I agree with the advice given above. But I guess years of personal experience, reading research papers, and owning fish for most of my life will mean nothing to you.

Nope I deffinitly do not care anymore. Nice observation. You don’t understand the situation, you all just jumped to conclusions.

As far as I can see from this discussion there was no conclusion jumping. You were informed that a bowl (especially one unheated and unfiltered) is not a suitable environment for a betta to live in, and instead of considering the welfare of the fish, decided that based upon your own limited knowledge the facts were wrong and people wanting your animal to live as healthy and long a life as possible should ‘leave you alone’
Do not understand the situation? Is this fish being kept in a bowl or isn’t it? Do you want it to be healthy or don’t you?
If this bowl is temporary, you should have stated so on the original image, and not only that, you should have stated so in your response to Kai-ni, instead of ‘you’re wrong, go away’

Exactly. Reading other notes, I see the OP has stated this is temporary. Judging from the way it was said, I believe it was a reaction instead of simply a misunderstanding. I think more people are taking issue with your attitude and the defensive/overly aggressive nature of your responses, OP. I’ve seen a lot of this behavior before and it is extremely unbecoming. I highly suggest reading the links and considering what was said before telling someone to “get the fuck off”. The community will react towards a respected member trying to be helpful garnering a response like that about something we all feel passionate about: animal welfare. Please take the time to consider the health of your animal. I bought my first betta on a whim, but he helped me so much in my recovery from depression. I miss him more than I ever thought I would. These are (for a fish) intelligent critters, with personalties who CAN feel pain. Regardless, he is your pet and you took on the responsibility of his care. To provide him a home, not just somewhere he can live. I promise you that it will pay off when his health allows him to express his personality and you can see how he reacts to you (bettas recognize their owners after about 3-4 months). Ownership is difficult, but rewarding. You get the pride of taking good care of him and he receives the home you intrinsically promised him upon adoption. A betta is so much more than just two years if you give it the opportunity to thrive. Good luck. I hope something here will serve you well.

Maybe we can help you find some decent equipment that isn’t too expensive? When I upgraded my betta from a bowl I saw a change in behavior almost immediately! The space and heat do them wonders. He’s so active and loves to come see you at the edge of his tank! Lots of people here are good at finding great deals. Maybe we can help you out? :)

bettablogging:

foxx-hound:

haganwilliams:

bettablogging:

aquariadise:

goldfishtails:

southernsnowdogs:

kaedathebasenji:

haganwilliams:

ballinduh:

haganwilliams:

kai-ni:

haganwilliams:

My new Crowntail Betta fish named Pheonix. :D #crowntail #betta #fish #pheonix #bettafish

Hi! Unfortunately this is a really bad home for Phoenix :( Contrary to popular belief, betta do not live in puddles and keeping one in a bowl will lead to its suffering and premature death.

Betta need at least 2.5 gallons to thrive, preferably 5 gallons. Bigger setups are actually easier to maintain!

In a small bowls like this ammonia builds up too fast and will slowly poison and eventually kill your fish. Fish create ammonia when they breathe and poo, and ammonia is toxic to them. Ammonia can’t be seen or smelled - so water can be crystal clear and still toxic to fish. In a container this small you’d have to be doing twice daily water changes to keep ammonia from harming your fish.

Betta are also tropical fish and require a heater! They need to be at water temperatures of 75-80 degrees - room temperature is too cold for them. Cold leaves them lethargic, sickly and open to other problems. But you can’t safely use a heater in a container this small, so again, I urge you to get him a bigger tank!

You won’t regret it - betta can be such personality filled, zippy little fish when given the room to be! Some studies even say they’re just as smart as other animals, and can feel pain the same way. So please don’t let your little guy suffer - get him a better home!

Betta care sheet

Why bowls and vases are bad betta homes

betta myths debunked

Here’s a cheap 5.5 gallon tank that would be great for your little guy! You just need to also get a heater.

If your not a marine biologist gtfo. Your facts are wrong btw. Its my fish, leave me alone.

So basically what you’re saying is: I don’t give a shit about my fish.

What this person linked and said is all true. I’m sure you didn’t even bother to read everything or click the links. Fish need much more room than you and most of the public think. I suggest listening to kai-ni, otherwise your fish will die in a year or two, and live a miserable life.

Their life span is 2 years, whats your point?

^ That just proved my point. You don’t give a shit about a living being. It depends on you for proper care. Even if it lived a few weeks, it should STILL receive the best care you can give it - which is NOT in a tiny ass bowl with a huge ass plastic plant that can rips it’s fins taking up most of the space.

Bettas can live an upwards of 5 years. I currently have a betta that is going on 5 years. When properly cared for they can live longer. If you don’t want to care for a fish, don’t get a fucking fish. 

Im 90% sure
fuckyeah-goldfish
and/or
izzy-the-fish-girl
are going to school to be marine biologists and they preach this stuff too.

izzy-the-fish-girl has definitely gone to school for this. So are you going to take our advice now?

Yeah, I am also pretty sure both those lovelies are marine biologists. I’m sure our mod Shippeh can also interject. She has a degree in zoology. I agree with the advice given above. But I guess years of personal experience, reading research papers, and owning fish for most of my life will mean nothing to you.

Nope I deffinitly do not care anymore. Nice observation. You don’t understand the situation, you all just jumped to conclusions.

As far as I can see from this discussion there was no conclusion jumping. You were informed that a bowl (especially one unheated and unfiltered) is not a suitable environment for a betta to live in, and instead of considering the welfare of the fish, decided that based upon your own limited knowledge the facts were wrong and people wanting your animal to live as healthy and long a life as possible should ‘leave you alone’

Do not understand the situation? Is this fish being kept in a bowl or isn’t it? Do you want it to be healthy or don’t you?

If this bowl is temporary, you should have stated so on the original image, and not only that, you should have stated so in your response to Kai-ni, instead of ‘you’re wrong, go away’

Exactly. Reading other notes, I see the OP has stated this is temporary. Judging from the way it was said, I believe it was a reaction instead of simply a misunderstanding.

I think more people are taking issue with your attitude and the defensive/overly aggressive nature of your responses, OP.

I’ve seen a lot of this behavior before and it is extremely unbecoming. I highly suggest reading the links and considering what was said before telling someone to “get the fuck off”. The community will react towards a respected member trying to be helpful garnering a response like that about something we all feel passionate about: animal welfare.

Please take the time to consider the health of your animal. I bought my first betta on a whim, but he helped me so much in my recovery from depression. I miss him more than I ever thought I would. These are (for a fish) intelligent critters, with personalties who CAN feel pain. Regardless, he is your pet and you took on the responsibility of his care. To provide him a home, not just somewhere he can live.

I promise you that it will pay off when his health allows him to express his personality and you can see how he reacts to you (bettas recognize their owners after about 3-4 months). Ownership is difficult, but rewarding. You get the pride of taking good care of him and he receives the home you intrinsically promised him upon adoption. A betta is so much more than just two years if you give it the opportunity to thrive.

Good luck. I hope something here will serve you well.

Maybe we can help you find some decent equipment that isn’t too expensive? When I upgraded my betta from a bowl I saw a change in behavior almost immediately! The space and heat do them wonders. He’s so active and loves to come see you at the edge of his tank! Lots of people here are good at finding great deals. Maybe we can help you out? :)

28 Jul

angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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